Wildflower Blues

I once pulled up a dying man’s flowers and lied about it. I was living in Tigard, Oregon (which is not too far from Beaverton and the Nike’s headquarters), and working for a landscape maintenance company. Actually, it was a company that took care of the grounds of low-income properties. There was really not much landscaping to it. Pretty much you just cut miles of grass and walked around with a backpack blower all day long. Oh yes, and there was lots of raking and filling trash cans with the result. Funny, I can’t even remember the name of that fucking place, which is poetic in it’s own way. Anyway, the day I pulled up the flowers was my last day at the job and three days away from my flight out of the great, rainy, shitty North West. My work crew had been assigned to cleanup the construction debris at a new apartment complex. The grass was knee high and the land swampy in places as well as there being lots of dirt every fucking where. I was the leader of my crew… after all I was highly qualified: I could speak English and had a valid drivers license. I also had managed to get certified in tree identification and I prided myself in being learn-ed of plant knowledge in general. Notice the word pride in the last sentence…we all know what comes next. Well, my band of vagabond bushwhackers and I were sentenced to walk the grounds and whack the tall weeds that infested the place. My crew followed me obediently and sentenced to death any and all living things to which I pointed my boney Grim Reaper like finger. All was going along swimmingly until I came to a small front porch stoop and a patch of what I assumed looked like weeds. Notice the word assumed in the last sentence. Now really, there is no such thing as a weed. A weed is in the eye of the beholder. I reached down and gave one a tug but it held more firmly than its predecessors that day. I searched my plant lexicon for the appropriate name and species but came up empty. I had to make a decision…to deal death and destruction to this little patch of greenery or pass it by on my way out of Oregon. I made the call…not my best. My crew descended upon those wildflowers like Spartans against Persians. In no time flat, what must have taken months to grow was withering in a cheap plastic garbage can. Luckily for the other innocent flowers in the neighborhood, the owner of the newly renovated dirt patch called my boss and dispatched what we used to call the straw boss to the property. I lied, my men lied and we hid the corpses of not yet bloomed flowers on a truck loaded with dirt and trash. I can still remember that poor mans face when he looked me in the face and asked me, “Why did you do it”. As if that was not bad enough, I found out later that the man was ill and planted that flowerbed as part of his healing process. If my life is every reviewed upon its completion, I will have to look away when the record of that day is read back to me. The truth is that I know why I did it. I had been trained to bust ass and leave the thinking up to my boss. To me the repercussions of not pulling those weeds was more severe than pulling them. Me working man…you give me task…me finish…real simple…no too much talky-talky. I was 23 years old. Three days after I killed a dying mans flowers I was on a plane back Georgia and hoping that three thousand miles was far enough to put my shame behind me. Evidentially, not.